J.B. Holmes bags a rattler, but you sir are no John Peterson

Nobody ever accused John Bradley Holmes of being a WASPy country club brat. Indeed, the Campbellsville, Kentucky native looks like an individual more likely to be seen atop a green John Deere than putting on the green at a golf course.

J.B. took to Twitter today to show off his latest trophy…and it isn’t of the metallic kind.

Met this rattler today while shooting clays… pic.twitter.com/7cL9FqDIhf

— J.B. Holmes (@JBHolmesgolf) October 18, 2016

Ho, ho! Imagine how many belts Phil Mickelson could make out of that.

Holmes’ tweet comes only a couple of days after another outdoorsman and fan of killing animals rather than clay pigeons for sport John Peterson offered this serpent-related twitterance.

A nice welcome back to our hunting camp…. pic.twitter.com/dUvlQePBSe

— John Peterson (@JohnPetersonLSU) October 17, 2016

Guess those are snakeskins, and guess the tweet is…funny? Anyway, here’s a bit more of what Cabela’s and NRA-sponsored Peterson gets up to.

#NationalDogDay stuff pic.twitter.com/enDxqdeJ0u

— John Peterson (@JohnPetersonLSU) August 26, 2016

Bingo pic.twitter.com/HXkQRbmfdZ

— John Peterson (@JohnPetersonLSU) April 12, 2016

And of course, the money shot from January: Peterson in all his faux backwoodsman glory hoisting a fresh carcass with a grin.

Last hour of the season! Finally filled the tag. @Cabelas @DuckHeadApparel @gyde_supply pic.twitter.com/CUvKtH0niv

— John Peterson (@JohnPetersonLSU) January 4, 2016

So while J.B.’s rattler haul is impressive, he’ll need to scale up to compete with J-Pete.