Nobody ever accused John Bradley Holmes of being a WASPy country club brat. Indeed, the Campbellsville, Kentucky native looks like an individual more likely to be seen atop a green John Deere than putting on the green at a golf course.
J.B. took to Twitter today to show off his latest trophy…and it isn’t of the metallic kind.
Met this rattler today while shooting clays… pic.twitter.com/7cL9FqDIhf
— J.B. Holmes (@JBHolmesgolf) October 18, 2016
Ho, ho! Imagine how many belts Phil Mickelson could make out of that.
Holmes’ tweet comes only a couple of days after another outdoorsman and fan of killing animals rather than clay pigeons for sport John Peterson offered this serpent-related twitterance.
A nice welcome back to our hunting camp…. pic.twitter.com/dUvlQePBSe
— John Peterson (@JohnPetersonLSU) October 17, 2016
Guess those are snakeskins, and guess the tweet is…funny? Anyway, here’s a bit more of what Cabela’s and NRA-sponsored Peterson gets up to.
— John Peterson (@JohnPetersonLSU) August 26, 2016
— John Peterson (@JohnPetersonLSU) April 12, 2016
And of course, the money shot from January: Peterson in all his faux backwoodsman glory hoisting a fresh carcass with a grin.
— John Peterson (@JohnPetersonLSU) January 4, 2016
So while J.B.’s rattler haul is impressive, he’ll need to scale up to compete with J-Pete.