Tiger Woods continues to set the golf world on fire and he’s only played one tournament this year. If he dated one of these girls he could literally break the internet.
Here’s a list of 15 women that Tiger Woods should take on a date:
Kelly recently began dating Leo DiCaprio, so Tiger's got stiff competition. "Just because she's got a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score." - Tiger Woods
Ahh, good ol' Steven Taylor; the former Newcastle United defender is synomous with winning Oscars, nowadays.
Currently messing around in the United States with Portland Timbers - the former England Under-21 captain had a Jonathan Woodgate-esque debut for the MLS side.
The first captain to ever lead an England side out at the new Wembley.
It wasn't for the senior side, thankfully. God, can you imagine if the Three Lions ever got that desperate in the middle of the park?!
The Chelsea midfielder is believed to hold the unofficial record of the most capped youth player.
There's still hope for the midfielder to make the grade, but only if he leaves Stamford 'the place where youth players go to die' Bridge.
A weird move to Hamburg - but the English media called it 'brave' because that's the cliche rhetoric they enjoy.
The centre-back is now back in England with Nottingham Forest, so yeah, that's about it.
So bloody glad that smile is still around.
Big, big things were expected of the midfielder, when a youth player at Arsenal, but it just wasn't meant to be.
Adriano, as Gustavo
Adriano, allegedly out on the streets of Brazil earning a living. It seems the ex-Inter Milan striker makes a better gang member than he did footballer.
The Brazil man would be a brilliant assistant to Escobar, experienced in the trade, will keep a cool head when needed, and not shy of getting amongst it when needed.
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Jamie Vardy, as the lost traveller
Every episode needs that one travelling ‘gringo’, who is purely there for some of Colombia’s finest…’cocoa’ powder. Who better to play that, than England’s one-and-only, Jamie Vardy… ‘bring your vodka and your Charlie’.
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Luis Suarez, as Roberto “Poison” Ramos
This was the easiest decision. The Barcelona man would play the horrible bastard that is Poison, better than any other footballer.
The characters ruthless savageness is reflected in all forms of Suarez’s play.
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Vinnie Jones, as Horacio Carrillo
Charismatic. Maverick. And fuckin’ nuts. The ‘Crazy Gang’ member would make a cracking, Horacio Carrillo, in leading the Colombian army.
The ex-Wimbledon man is a ‘goes against the grain figure’, who would lead by example, leaving nothing out on the field… an obvious choice in our eyes.
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Diego Maradona, as Pablo Escobar
Of course, Harry Connick Jr.’s song ‘It had to be you’, comes to mind for this sort of decision.
Maradona would definitely be the ring-leader, the don, the pack leader of the antagonists. The Argentine maverick would make the perfect Pablo Escobar.
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