We’ve all seen the articles that break down with excitement over so-and-so following so-and-so and then liking X club’s tweet. It’s almost a certainty that footballers know their every move is being tracked.
But what about the ones that get away? What about when a footballer drops his guard for just a split second and chooses to follow a slightly more questionable account?
Like when your Dad got Facebook and hit ‘like’ on some weird Chaka Khan appreciation society before sharing it with the world.
We’ve had a look. And some of these footballers must have some truly bizarre stuff on their feeds.
Sadly, however, no Chaka Khan:
Ronaldo follows S. B. Yudhoyono
Among the super-models and Nike endorsed accounts sits S. B. Yudhoyono on CR7's following list. He's an Indonesian politician and retired Army General. But you knew that already. Image Source: Twitter.
Wayne Rooney follows Donald Trump
A typical Trump supporter, Wazza wants to 'make America grate again'. Image Source: Twitter.
Neymar Jr follows Metallica
It's sad but true, Neymar is a heavy metal fan. Who would have guessed? Certainly not the Barca fans for whom the Brazilian has become the unforgiven one who'll never be welcome home. Image Source: Twitter.
Jamie Vardy follows Nando’s
Two icons of British life. And not an unsurprising combination, either. We can picture Vards plumping for the ol' extra-hot half chicken and double chips with a pint of vod to wash it down. He may even have a black card. Image Source: Twitter.
Raheem Sterling follows Lady Queen Bee
Yep, the lady from Gogglebox. How bored do you have to be? Image Source: Twitter.
Luis Suarez follows Ricky Martin
Rumour has it 'Livin' La Vida Loca' is a popular tune at Camp Nou. Blasted at full volume. Image Source: Twitter.
Jermain Defoe follows Carol Vorderman
We won't even begin to imagine where this one came from. Image Source: Twitter.
Eden Hazard follows Biscoff Cookies
"Biscoff Cookies have captivated the senses with their amazing crunchy texture and quality craftsmanship since 1932." Naturally, then, the Chelsea star would want updates on the tasty little delights. Image Source: Twitter.
Harry Kane follows Christian Louboutin
The absolute pinnacle of high-class, luxury fashion. And Christian Louboutin. Image Source: Twitter.
Dimitri Payet follows West Ham Official
Just a bit awkward, really. Image Source: Twitter.